WELP THERE GOES MY SOCIAL LIFE
Dad: Well, it certainly has been a while. Our apologies, but however did you find this??
KARKAT: I DON’T REMEMBER THIS.
75 followers deserves a celebratory crabcake from YOURS TRULY
(this is also part of my creative au where everyones a fucking iceskating champion in the OHlypmics)
Dad: It appears that John’s little friend has put on some weight since the last time I tossed his salad him into the air.
Karkat: YOU’RE JUST FUCKING LUCKY I CAN HOLD MY OWN UP HERE.
John’s little friend: FUCK YOU, YOU ASSWIPING SHITSTAIN. THANKS A WHOLE LOT FOR UNFOLLOWING THIS BLOG, WHOEVER YOU ARE. GODDAMN CROTCH CORN.
Dad: I respect your decision to unfollow us, whoever you may be. You still make me proud in everything you do mystery unfollower fellow.
Dad: John’s little friend is so light! You need to eat your meat, boy.
John’s little friend: FUCK YOU.
crabcake best pairing out there
Dad: Excuse me, Miss, but this was a private endeavor! Albeit, this is a nice photo. This is me and John’s little friend having a secret rendez-vous in the kitchen.
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU PERVERTED MEDIOCRE SHITSTAIN.
This is a picture of me and my partner, John’s little friend.
We are on vacation in Cancun.
Happy Holidays!
Mr. Egbert
Our ask is always open for any curious anonymous fellows.
Just don’t stay up too late, kiddos!
Regards,
Mr. Egbert
